*Inserts the Spongebob indoors song*

chickenyaoi:

like you know why girls steal their boyfriend’s sweaters? because a $20 sweater for y’all is nicely designed, good colour, provides warmth and lasts through washes but $20 girls sweaters are some gross pastel shit with short hems and short sleeves and get worn out after one spin cycle and they’re thin as shit

Via white butterfly

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this


Via whatever

someidiotontheinternet:

principiosrotos:

my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never bring up God because i respect that it’s not something that helps or works for her

i feel like this is a model of how the world should work

that is perfect

(Source: i-hope-you-choke-on-it)

Via Kinda Hot/Painfully Awkward


octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

Via Theabatch

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do


Via what a load of shit

Anonymous said: What is nsfw?

ajantas:

not so fast, Walter

Via Fire and Smoke

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(Source: lalna)

Via Too many fandoms

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

(Source: msmarveldanvers)


bitchassluke:

thebakerstreetboyz:

cumformecalum:

YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, IT USED TO BE MY SHIT BACK IN ‘08 

OH MY GOD FLASHBACK

why the fuck is this still getting notes 

(Source: hemmolysis)

Via cool ghoul has chill day


824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this




the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

Via the-hp-fandom

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass)

Via the-hp-fandom

waltdisnerd:

shipping an unpopular ship

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shipping an unknown ship

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otping something you’re pretty sure the only one who ship it

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